• *prepares self for hair porn*
• Thank the PTB for the recap. I adore it every single time. Hahaha
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT GOLD JACKET. YES, PLEASE.
• I love how Malcolm just gave up his life and is now setting up shop in NY.
• No…my mind doesn’t sometimes wonder what a Malcolm/Bridget baby would look like.
• They’re adorable.
• It would be so much easier not to ship EVERYTHING if SMG didn’t have chemistry with every single thing in the universe.
• NO! EFF YOU! JULIET AND MAMA!BRIDGET FOREVER!
• THE SMG FACE PORTRAIT. IT’S ALWAYS WATCHING.
• Yes, I adore Misha Collins. No, he is not going to be making the whole episode.
• Katherine….just go the fuck away.
• Andrew should wear skinnier ties.
• Really, though? REALLY? A new car? Typical.
• It’s been WEEKS? Damn it, Ringer. I can’t keep the timeline straight at all!
• SEASON 7 HAIR!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!
• Random Buffy Interlude: I loved Buffy’s short hair in Season 6. She should do something like that more often.
• Bridget’s gotta pick up everyone’s pieces. Jeez.
• “OKAY” DRIIIIIIIINK. No..I’m not obsessed with the way she says “okay” or “always” or drags out the words “no” and “hell”
• HENRY. WHAT ElSE CAN YOU FUCK UP?
• FUCKING HELL, HENRY.
• Thank god they are all able to eavesdrop on important conversations so easily.
• I would NEVER be able to pull off KNOWING everyone I had never met. Haha. Bridget deserves ALL THE AWARDS.
• THAT. FUCKING. COAT. GET. ON. ME.
• Damn. I was really hoping that one of the big twists was that Sean was ACTUALLY Bridget’s and not Shiv’s like they made it seem. Haha. 
• Just my random brain wanting things.
• MAMA!BRIDGET!! MAMA!BRIDGET! MAMA!BRIDGET!
• SMG BEING A MOM. OH MY GOD. ALL THE FEELINGS!
• ALL I CAN SEE IS SPUFFY BABY! SPUFFYBABY SPUFFYBABSPUFFYBABYSPUFFYBABYSPUFFYBABYSPUFFYBABYSPUFFYBABY!
• Ok. I need to rewind a bit. My mind just went off into headcanon.
• I love when SMG is angry and yelling.
• Hmmm….*internal thoughts I am not typing*
• I still like Juliet now. It took me a long time to warm up to her and I can’t let it all go.
• STOP BRAIN. THINK SPUFFY THOUGHTS LATER.
• I really have to figure out timing.
• 7 YEARS AGO. I mean…WHOA.
• Yah…I don’t really like Dylan so far. Not doing much for me.
• MAMA!BRIDGET, STOP IT! Ugh. Well….obviously this is the incident, huh?
• NO! YOU WON’T MESS IT UP THIS TIME, MAMA!BRIDGET! YOU WON’T! 
• Juliet is doing so much better with her. 
• *cries*
• LISTEN TO ANDREW, BRIDGET.
• I’m doing a lot of yelling.
• SHIIIIIIIIIIIIV
• Good GOD, that’s a lot of coffee.  
• Hello, random teen we’ve never seen before telling us important plot information.
• HAHAHAHA. “Nope. None of it sounds familiar. Sorry…what?”
• UNF. Way to go Shivget!
• NO! Juliet didn’t say the episode title. *sad face*
• BABYSPUFFYSEAN!!!
• “Not dating a guy the other one’s already dumped.” BAHAHAHAHAHA!
• WAY TO GO, DYLAN. WAY TO FUCKING GO. Jeez.
• Seriously. It’s amazing how easy it is to eavesdrop on everyone in this show.
• OH, GOD! A BRICK?!
• MALCOLM! I LOVE YOU. So much.
• Why were they in Nevada, anyway?
• *cries* AW! DON’T CRY, BRIDGET! SHIV! STOP IT!
• Although…..she may have deserved that slap a bit. 
• Twin interaction. So much angst and amazingness.
• Shiv looks SO MUCH LIKE SEASON 7 BUFFY IN THIS SCENE I CAN’T.
• Malcolm is too calm. I mean….just insane thing after insane thing and he’s just…”the important thing is that you are telling me. Let’s figure this out.”
• I want Juliet’s room. I ship myself/Juliet’s room.
• WHAT? “Your plan is getting out of control.”??
• It really was an accident. I still don’t like Dylan.
• Damn. All the way to the end already?
• *cries*
• 100%
• I cannot contain my Bridget/Andrew feels.
• HELL YES SHE WANTS TO BE BRIDGET. JEEZ.
• Yah…there isn’t a way you can do that, Bridget.
• FUCKING SHIT JULIET WHAT NOW?
• WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?
• Damn it, Katherine. FUCK YOU. JUST. FUCK. YOU.
• OH, GOD YES! NEXT WEEK!
• I just really, really, REALLY love Shiv. I mean. I may like her more than Bridget as a character.

Wow. Yah. This is easier than livetweeting. If you actually read even a portion of this…gold star? I doubt anyone will. I don’t even think I could read it all.